{"id":35,"date":"2006-11-08T12:47:33","date_gmt":"2006-11-08T12:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2006-11-08T12:47:33","modified_gmt":"2006-11-08T12:47:33","slug":"premiere-visite-chez-le-pediatre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Premi\u00e8re visite chez le p\u00e9diatre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tout va bien. 56 cm et 5kg2. Tr\u00e8s \u00e9veill\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p> <b>Le p\u00e9diatre :<\/b> \u00ab\u00a0Il fait&#8230; 5kg260\u00a0\u00bb<br \/> <b>Les parents : <\/b>\u00ab\u00a0Et c&rsquo;est bien ?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/> <b>Le p\u00e9diatre :<\/b> \u00ab\u00a0C&rsquo;est \u00e9norme !! J&rsquo;ai jamais vu \u00e7a !\u00a0\u00bb<br \/> <b>Les parents :<\/b> <i>Rires<\/i><br \/> <b>Le p\u00e9diatre :<\/b> \u00ab\u00a0Il a pris le double de ce que prennent les b\u00e9b\u00e9s en moyenne.\u00a0\u00bb<br \/> <b>Les parents :<\/b> <i>Rires nerveux<\/i><\/p>\n<p> Rien de grave, il faut juste que l&rsquo;on rationne ce petit glouton qui en r\u00e9clame toujours plus. Nous devons diminuer le nombre de biberons (passer de 7 \u00e0 6 puis \u00e0 5 par jour) et diminuer \u00e9galement la quantit\u00e9 (passer de 180 ml \u00e0 150 ml)&#8230; <\/p>\n<p> C&rsquo;est un r\u00e2leur et un \u00e9picurien, nous a dit le p\u00e9diatre. Alors on s&rsquo;imagine du coup qu&rsquo;il va devenir un Jean-Pierre Coffe, et qu&rsquo;un jour il va jeter son biberon par terre en criant : \u00ab\u00a0Mais&#8230; le lait artificiel&#8230; Mais&#8230; C&rsquo;est DE LA meeeerde !!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tout va bien. 56 cm et 5kg2. Tr\u00e8s \u00e9veill\u00e9. Le p\u00e9diatre : \u00ab\u00a0Il fait&#8230; 5kg260\u00a0\u00bb Les parents : \u00ab\u00a0Et c&rsquo;est bien ?\u00a0\u00bb Le p\u00e9diatre : \u00ab\u00a0C&rsquo;est \u00e9norme !! J&rsquo;ai jamais vu \u00e7a !\u00a0\u00bb Les parents : Rires Le p\u00e9diatre : \u00ab\u00a0Il a pris le double de ce que prennent les b\u00e9b\u00e9s en moyenne.\u00a0\u00bb Les parents &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=35\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Premi\u00e8re visite chez le p\u00e9diatre<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[787,360],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinquieme-semaine","category-theodore"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}