{"id":2623,"date":"2010-04-01T10:30:24","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T08:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=2623"},"modified":"2010-04-01T10:32:45","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T08:32:45","slug":"lenvahisseur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=2623","title":{"rendered":"L’envahisseur"},"content":{"rendered":"

D\u00e9s qu’il se passe quelque chose, ou m\u00eame rien du tout, dans sa petite vie (mal) rang\u00e9e, Th\u00e9odore est sur le qui-vive. Prenons par exemple l’arriv\u00e9e d’une nouvelle boxe \u00e0 installer : Th\u00e9odore ne va pas l\u00e2cher d’une semelle son p\u00e8re, obligeant ce dernier \u00e0 inventer tout un tas de stratag\u00e8mes pour occuper les petites mains fouineuses. Et c’est un peu la m\u00eame difficult\u00e9 quand il s’agit de lui donner l’impression qu’il prend part \u00e0 la confection d’un repas. Parce qu’\u00e0 3 ans leur curiosit\u00e9 n’a d’\u00e9gale que leur maladresse… alors il faut garder en t\u00eate le dicton : \u00ab\u00a0on peut toujours faire en une heure ce qu’on aurait pu faire en 3 minutes\u00a0\u00bb Et ne jamais s’emporter quand le contenu du saladier valdingue ou que les pieds s’emm\u00ealent dans les installations \u00e9lectriques…
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D\u00e9s qu’il se passe quelque chose, ou m\u00eame rien du tout, dans sa petite vie (mal) rang\u00e9e, Th\u00e9odore est sur le qui-vive. Prenons par exemple l’arriv\u00e9e d’une nouvelle boxe \u00e0 installer : Th\u00e9odore ne va pas l\u00e2cher d’une semelle son p\u00e8re, obligeant ce dernier \u00e0 inventer tout un tas de stratag\u00e8mes pour occuper les petites … Continuer la lecture de L’envahisseur<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":2626,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[819,363,360,1],"tags":[933],"class_list":["post-2623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-3-ans-et-quelques","category-activites","category-theodore","category-uncategorized","tag-curiosite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2623"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2629,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2623\/revisions\/2629"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}