{"id":1813,"date":"2009-10-24T10:03:46","date_gmt":"2009-10-24T08:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1813"},"modified":"2009-10-24T10:04:14","modified_gmt":"2009-10-24T08:04:14","slug":"metaphysique-des-bebe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1813","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e9taphysique des b\u00e9b\u00e9s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Th\u00e9odore, de bon matin,\u00a0(d\u00e9signant un hochet d&rsquo; Harold)\u00a0: maman, qui est-ce qui a offert ce jouet ?<\/p>\n<p>Moi : c&rsquo;est ta tante Fran\u00e7oise qui te l&rsquo;a offert quand tu \u00e9tais tout tout petit; Harold \u00e9tait m\u00eame pas dans le ventre de maman&#8230;(qu&rsquo;est-ce que j&rsquo;ai pas dit!!!!)<\/p>\n<p>Th : pourquoi ? L&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas n\u00e9 ? L&rsquo;\u00e9tait o\u00f9 alors ?<\/p>\n<p>Moi : &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Th, tr\u00e8s insistant : Maman!! L&rsquo;\u00e9tait o\u00f9 Harold\u00a0 ???<\/p>\n<p>Je vous passe mes tentatives de r\u00e9ponses forc\u00e9ment foireuses.\u00a0En dernier recours, \u00a0j&rsquo;ai lanc\u00e9 un : \u00ab\u00a0Et si on allait r\u00e9veiller papa !?\u00a0\u00bb, solution aussi radicale que l\u00e2che pour faire diversion&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Th\u00e9odore, de bon matin,\u00a0(d\u00e9signant un hochet d&rsquo; Harold)\u00a0: maman, qui est-ce qui a offert ce jouet ? Moi : c&rsquo;est ta tante Fran\u00e7oise qui te l&rsquo;a offert quand tu \u00e9tais tout tout petit; Harold \u00e9tait m\u00eame pas dans le ventre de maman&#8230;(qu&rsquo;est-ce que j&rsquo;ai pas dit!!!!) Th : pourquoi ? L&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas n\u00e9 ? L&rsquo;\u00e9tait &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1813\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">M\u00e9taphysique des b\u00e9b\u00e9s<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[819,364,111,360],"tags":[4988],"class_list":["post-1813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3-ans-et-quelques","category-anecdotes","category-expression","category-theodore","tag-expression"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1813"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1815,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1813\/revisions\/1815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}