{"id":1718,"date":"2007-03-16T22:18:21","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T20:18:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theodore.awaweb.fr\/?p=1718"},"modified":"2009-10-05T22:19:31","modified_gmt":"2009-10-05T20:19:31","slug":"la-vie-fabuleuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1718","title":{"rendered":"La vie fabuleuse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"width: 604px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-1718-1\" width=\"604\" height=\"340\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/x-flv\" src=\"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/files\/video\/poulain2.flv?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/files\/video\/poulain2.flv\">http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/files\/video\/poulain2.flv<\/a><\/video><\/div><br \/>\nA 5 mois, Th\u00e9odore conna\u00eet d\u00e9j\u00e0 de grandes joies et de grandes peines. Th\u00e9odore est terroris\u00e9 par le sifflement des machines \u00e0 caf\u00e9 dans les caf\u00e9s, mais ne supporte pas le bruit du silence. Son meilleur ami reste toujours le s\u00e8che-cheveux qui apaise ses angoisses que ses parents ne comprennent pas. Il n\u2019aime pas le contact des v\u00eatements sur sa peau, et encore moins la cr\u00e8me qu\u2019on doit lui mettre pour \u00e9radiquer l\u2019ecz\u00e9ma. Th\u00e9odore aime contempler ses mains comme une femme fi\u00e8re de sa manucure. Th\u00e9odore croit que c\u2019est la fin du monde quand le biberon tarde \u00e0 arriver. Th\u00e9odore a perdu sa passion pour les plafonds et pr\u00e9f\u00e8re maintenant l\u2019analyse des comportements humains. Th\u00e9odore adore faire croire qu\u2019il comprend les conversations des grands et aime participer aux d\u00e9bats par de grands cris passionn\u00e9s de poules qu\u2019on \u00e9gorge. Th\u00e9odore est content de savoir enlever sa t\u00e9tine tout seul mais pleure de ne pas arriver \u00e0 la remettre. Th\u00e9odore retient sa respiration quand on l\u2019embrasse. Th\u00e9odore est un tr\u00e9sor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 5 mois, Th\u00e9odore conna\u00eet d\u00e9j\u00e0 de grandes joies et de grandes peines. Th\u00e9odore est terroris\u00e9 par le sifflement des machines \u00e0 caf\u00e9 dans les caf\u00e9s, mais ne supporte pas le bruit du silence. Son meilleur ami reste toujours le s\u00e8che-cheveux qui apaise ses angoisses que ses parents ne comprennent pas. Il n\u2019aime pas le &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1718\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">La vie fabuleuse<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[792,366,374,360],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-5-mois-et-quelques","category-la-vie-fabuleuse","category-premiere-annee","category-theodore"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1719,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions\/1719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}