{"id":164,"date":"2008-01-15T21:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-15T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=164"},"modified":"2008-01-15T21:43:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-15T19:43:00","slug":"theodore-sa-vie-son-oeuvre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"Th\u00e9odore, sa vie, son \u0153uvre"},"content":{"rendered":"

Voil\u00e0 \u00e0 quel spectacle nous assistons, impuissants, depuis quelques mois\u00a0; voil\u00e0 \u00e0 quoi Th\u00e9odore consacre ses journ\u00e9es\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\"\" \"\" Vider les corbeilles de la salle de bain pour jeter leur contenu dans la baignoire ! Et quand, moi, sa m\u00e8re, l\u2019auteure de ses jours, je le somme de remettre les choses \u00e0 leur place, cette graine de d\u00e9linquant (n\u2019ayons pas peur des mots) s\u2019enfuit \u00e0 toutes pattes, comme un d\u00e9rat\u00e9, incapable d\u2019assumer ses m\u00e9faits !<\/p>\n

Alors devant tant de sauvagerie et d\u2019insoumission, nous, pauvres parents d\u00e9missionnaires, avons fini par prendre une d\u00e9cision radicale : l\u2019envoyer en maison de correction, traverse Pom\u00e8gues, chez Bon papa et Doumia qui, nous l\u2019esp\u00e9rons, sauront relever le d\u00e9fi de dompter la b\u00eate (l\u00e0 o\u00f9 m\u00eame Sarko a \u00e9chou\u00e9).<\/p>\n

C\u2019\u00e9tait le cri de d\u00e9tresse d\u2019une desperate housewife…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Voil\u00e0 \u00e0 quel spectacle nous assistons, impuissants, depuis quelques mois\u00a0; voil\u00e0 \u00e0 quoi Th\u00e9odore consacre ses journ\u00e9es\u00a0! Vider les corbeilles de la salle de bain pour jeter leur contenu dans la baignoire ! Et quand, moi, sa m\u00e8re, l\u2019auteure de ses jours, je le somme de remettre les choses \u00e0 leur place, cette graine de d\u00e9linquant … Continuer la lecture de Th\u00e9odore, sa vie, son \u0153uvre<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[373,389,360],"tags":[419,460,533],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1-an-et-quelques","category-15-mois-et-quelques","category-theodore","tag-15-mois","tag-baignoire","tag-coquin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}