{"id":1383,"date":"2009-07-28T19:08:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T18:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2009-07-28T19:08:04","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T18:08:04","slug":"pilote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1383","title":{"rendered":"Pilote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1380\" src=\"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/files\/2009\/07\/IMG_0475.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0475\" width=\"517\" height=\"388\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1381\" src=\"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/files\/2009\/07\/IMG_0476.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0476\" width=\"517\" height=\"388\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1382\" src=\"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/files\/2009\/07\/IMG_0477.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0477\" width=\"517\" height=\"388\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1384\" src=\"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/files\/2009\/07\/IMG_0478.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0478\" width=\"517\" height=\"388\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Au parc de la T\u00eate d&rsquo;Or, il y a des \u00e9l\u00e9phants, des lyons, des vendeurs de glaces et des apprentis pilotes !<\/p>\n<p>Dans la voiture, le pilote en herbe ma\u00eetrise d\u00e9j\u00e0 la gestion simultan\u00e9e de la p\u00e9dale d&rsquo;acc\u00e9l\u00e9ration et du volant.<\/p>\n<p>Son point faible : l&rsquo;attention.Th\u00e9odore regarde toujours ce qu&rsquo;il se passe autour de lui au lieu de se concentrer sur la route : son ombre, ses pieds, les autres voitures, ses parents&#8230; et ce qui devait arriver arriva, Th\u00e9odore s&rsquo;est pris un mur de plein fouet. Sa t\u00eate a percut\u00e9 le volant, heureusement recouvert de mousse, et de son nez le sang a gicl\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>En vrai professionnel, apr\u00e8s un petit interm\u00e8de, il reprend la route.<\/p>\n<p>Aucune larme au moment de l&rsquo;accident mais un gros caprice \u00e0 l&rsquo;arr\u00eat du jeu&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Au parc de la T\u00eate d&rsquo;Or, il y a des \u00e9l\u00e9phants, des lyons, des vendeurs de glaces et des apprentis pilotes ! Dans la voiture, le pilote en herbe ma\u00eetrise d\u00e9j\u00e0 la gestion simultan\u00e9e de la p\u00e9dale d&rsquo;acc\u00e9l\u00e9ration et du volant. Son point faible : l&rsquo;attention.Th\u00e9odore regarde toujours ce qu&rsquo;il se passe autour de lui &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1383\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pilote<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[372,363,368,360],"tags":[431,467,527,328,718,776],"class_list":["post-1383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-ans-et-quelques","category-activites","category-petits-et-gros-bobos","category-theodore","tag-2-ans-et-9-mois","tag-bateau","tag-conduire","tag-parc","tag-saigner","tag-voiture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}