{"id":1308,"date":"2009-07-24T09:56:10","date_gmt":"2009-07-24T08:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1308"},"modified":"2009-07-24T09:56:10","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T08:56:10","slug":"une-belle-bete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1308","title":{"rendered":"Une belle b\u00eate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hier, \u00e0 l&rsquo;aube de ses 4 mois, Harold a pass\u00e9 avec brio sa visite m\u00e9dicale de la cr\u00e8che, s\u00e9same qui lui ouvrira les portes de la collectivit\u00e9 \u00e0 la rentr\u00e9e prochaine.<\/p>\n<p>A l&rsquo;occasion, j&rsquo;ai pu m&rsquo;enqu\u00e9rir de ses toutes nouvelles mensurations de r\u00eave : 66cm, 8kg90 et 42 cm de tour de poitrine&#8230;euh de t\u00eate pardon!<\/p>\n<p>Son r\u00e9gime exclusivement lact\u00e9 lui r\u00e9ussit donc \u00e0 merveille et \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9preuve du bikini cet \u00e9t\u00e9, Harold, qui s&rsquo;achemine assur\u00e9ment vers les 4 biberons par jour, n&rsquo;aura pas \u00e0 faire de croche-pieds \u00e0 ses concurrents.<\/p>\n<p>Dans la cat\u00e9gorie poids lourds, Th\u00e9odore affichait les scores suivants : 67 cm pour 8kg800. Pas besoin de savant calcul d&rsquo;IMC pour constater que Th\u00e9odore \u00e9tait l\u00e9g\u00e8rement (fa\u00e7on de parler)\u00a0plus replet au m\u00eame \u00e2ge.<\/p>\n<p>Et non, contre tout a priori, l&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e8ve n&rsquo;a pas d\u00e9pass\u00e9 le ma\u00eetre&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1343\" src=\"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/files\/2009\/07\/P24-07-09_15.56.jpg\" alt=\"P24-07-09_15.56\" width=\"517\" height=\"388\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hier, \u00e0 l&rsquo;aube de ses 4 mois, Harold a pass\u00e9 avec brio sa visite m\u00e9dicale de la cr\u00e8che, s\u00e9same qui lui ouvrira les portes de la collectivit\u00e9 \u00e0 la rentr\u00e9e prochaine. A l&rsquo;occasion, j&rsquo;ai pu m&rsquo;enqu\u00e9rir de ses toutes nouvelles mensurations de r\u00eave : 66cm, 8kg90 et 42 cm de tour de poitrine&#8230;euh de t\u00eate &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1308\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Une belle b\u00eate<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[412,361,367,801],"tags":[683,746,774],"class_list":["post-1308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3-mois-et-quelques-h","category-harold","category-les-petits-pas","category-premiere-annee-h","tag-poids","tag-taille","tag-visite-medicale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}