{"id":1301,"date":"2009-07-23T21:05:05","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T20:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1301"},"modified":"2009-07-23T21:05:05","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T20:05:05","slug":"sans-blague","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1301","title":{"rendered":"Sans blague"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Depuis peu Th\u00e9odore fait de vraies blagues. Il fait expr\u00e8s par exemple de donner de fausses r\u00e9ponses \u00e0 nos questions ou alors il prend un air faussement innocent pour nous arroser par surprise. Bref un vrai coquin.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1302\" src=\"http:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/files\/2009\/07\/P1010874.jpg\" alt=\"P1010874\" width=\"517\" height=\"388\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Extrait<\/p>\n<p><em>Maman<\/em> : Ho non Th\u00e9odore je ne peux pas te porter, tu es trop lourd pour moi !<br \/>\n<em>Th\u00e9odore<\/em> : Moi je suis trop lourd pour toi&#8230;<br \/>\n<em>Th\u00e9odore (avec un air coquin)<\/em> : Maman tu es un b\u00e9b\u00e9 !! Haha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Depuis peu Th\u00e9odore fait de vraies blagues. Il fait expr\u00e8s par exemple de donner de fausses r\u00e9ponses \u00e0 nos questions ou alors il prend un air faussement innocent pour nous arroser par surprise. Bref un vrai coquin. Extrait Maman : Ho non Th\u00e9odore je ne peux pas te porter, tu es trop lourd pour moi &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/?p=1301\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sans blague<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[372,111],"tags":[431],"class_list":["post-1301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-ans-et-quelques","category-expression","tag-2-ans-et-9-mois"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theodore.assouad.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}